Smsthunder

Santa calls From Delhi 2 his Wife in Chandigarh,
Servant picked phone.

Santa- Memsab se baat karvao!
Srvt- Wo to Sahab ke saath kamre me so rahi hai.

Santa- Par sahab to main hoon,
Srvnt- Ab main kya karu
Snta- Maar do dono ko?

After killing,
Srvnt- Lashon ka kya karun?

Snta- Ghar ke peechhe swimming pool mein fenk ke bhag ja.
Srvnt- Par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
Santa: Is it 2542676?
Srvnt: Nahi!
Santa:- Oh sorry, Wrong no.