Smsthunder

Kya hua Message kyu nahi kiya
Balance nahi hai kaya

Ok recharge card ka number bhej rha hu

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Yeh blade se scratch karo lo .

Walk on your own path
Love your own ways
Talk in your own words
Do what your heart say

And then one day World will say:

"Nalayak kisiki sunta hi nahi"
;-)

Name- Ram piyari

DOB-03/12/81

Weight- 99 kg

Height-3.5feet

Color- black

Birth place-Bihar

Dream-wife banugi to sirf is sms padne wali ki hi.

Life is a box of toffees called friends with different flavors,

which one u get,

you'll never know but when i got u,

i was sure that i got
.
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Center shock!

Wt is d difference between SMART & LAZY ??

Guess..?

Don't know ?

it's simple yaar.
A smart person sends SMS
n
A lazy keeps reading them.

Be smart yaar!

Full form of BOYS:-
B-Badmashiyon me sab se aage
O-Owl ki tarah raat me jaage
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga ke
S-Sharif sirf maa baap ke aage......

A Sincere apology to you.

If u don't like any of my sms & don't like to read or if my messages disturb you then please don't hesitate,

Chuk ke maaro apna phone.!

Shayari from sweet boy to girl....

Tu sohni,
main sohna

tu sohni,
main sohna

tu sohni,

main sohna…

par tu enni ni sohni jina mai sohna.. He he he.

Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai

jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho.

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Bhaiyya time kya hua hai ?

Mera number change ho
gaya hai

CHAPPAL da.

Meri Purani chappal leni hove ta dass devi.
Aiven GURUDWARE ton chukan di lorh ni.......!!

YOU ARE MY
BEST,
SMART,
CUTE,
SWEETEST
&
INTELIGENT FRIEND.

NOTE :- Is message ki sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai....!!

New punishment for mobile owners.

For Miss call -Jail.

For Sms –Death sentence.

For Call –Life imprisonment.

You don’t fear coz you’ll get "MEDAL" for not doing anything.

A rose is always a rose whether its in golden pot or in dustbin.Same way you are always my friend whether you are in central jail or in mental Hospital..

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He
20Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10Padte He
5Ko Smjh Me Aata He
4 To Kanjus Hote He
1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H

Without girlfriend man is a SPIDERMAN after finding a girl SUPERMAN after engagement GENTLEMAN after marriage WATCHMAN after 10years DOBERMAN.!

Aapke Paas 4-5 ache sMs he kya.?

agar he to!

Pls..

Pls..

Delete kar do!

Jab bhejna Nhi he to rakhne ka kya faida..?

One cool definition of high heels:-

High heels is a device invented by short women who were tired of being kissed on the forehead.. :-)

I miss your
Face
I miss your
Love

I miss your
Smile

I miss your
Call

I miss your
Company

But
I never
Miss ur
Honest
&
Sweetest

VOICE
BOW BOW BOW..!!

You are Always Greater than Me,
I Am 100, 
You are 105...
I Am 200, 
You are 210...
I Am 300, 
You are 315...
I Am 400,
But You are Pakka 420..!:-)

India: India me Match khelne kab aa rahe ho?

Aus: No, Never aapke stadium me ghas Aachi nahi he!

India: Khelne bulaya he Ghas khane nahi.(',')