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niyat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhenge?

Monday, June 2, 2008

A Girl asked Pappu: Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nahin hai?
Pappu : Paise.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pai karte hain.
Pappu : Neend.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo ladki pehli baar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan main hole.
MORAL: Aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhenge?

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