Smsthunder

How punjabi Professors speak english:
1. don't dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
4. All of u stand in a straight circle!
5.Be quiet..The Principal just passed away
6.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?
7.I hav 3 daughters n all of them r girls